Weekly Catch!

Make sure you didn't miss these stellar games! Kicking off the Weekly Catch is...

The Tickler

The Tickler

The Tickler is an action pack, robo tickling, explosive game! Venture through 23 levels, shreadding your enemies apart with saws, lasers, and your bone crushing, Tickler's claws! Challenge yourself to Insane mode when your done for some real fun, or you could, I don't know... Go play Zombie Mash Mode?

Time Kufc

Time Kufc

Time Kufc, is a platformer, by Edmund. That's just about enough to scare anyone, after the creation of the impossibly hard Meat Boy series. Suprisingly, Time Kufc is an easy going platformer with an in-depth storyline. Smooth sound effects flourish in this game. The visual graphics are stunning

''Time Kufc is not an art game, its an allegorical game about stuff you’ve never experienced, its an escape from your current existence, its the feeling of loss and panic.'' -Edmund.

Momentum Missile Mayhem 4

Momentum Missile Mayhem 4

Momentum Missile is an action oriented defense game, as you destroy the on-coming enemy tanks. The battles get pretty heated up, as the enemies swarm the screen in large hordes. The graphics are top notch, from enemies to the background, it's flawless.

I really think that for a game to be great it must, for one have great gameplay and two, great music. Music is almost a way of describing a game, or describing how the creator feels, to give you a sense of the game, even without the high tech graphics. As I listen the the music in Momentum Missile right now, you can kind of visualize what's the game like, even if you've never played it. Momentum Missile has all of this, great gameplay, superb music, and stunning graphics.

When Penguins Attack -TD

When Penguins Attack -TD

When Penguins Attack is a catoony TD (Tower Defence) game, with a cute, although deadly idea and storyline, as you save the human race from the onslaught of the evil warmongering penguins!

This is by far one of the better TD games, containing 6 action pack, penguin killing levels, 18 medals to earn, and huge battlefields, to keep you occupied for hours! When Penguins Attack is an all-round game, keeping TD lovers engrossed and action addicts, addicted.

Death Dice Overdose, Review

Death Dice Overdose, Review

Death Dice Overdose is an absolutely insane game. You take the role of a stickman, as he survives a day full of giant dice, that rain down on you. As if that wasn't bad enough, you must also collect pills,

to not die of shock! This unique game will have you hooked!

Death Dice Overdose, is a classic avoider game. As you overdose, your character starts hallucinate, and some trippy effects come into play. In addiction to all the crazy-ness, death dice will spawn one of six destructive hazords when they land, creating frantic situations!

Death Dice Overdose, though very simple is really addictive. (Maybe it's those pills.) A trio of dice come into play of Death Dice Overdose. The first one, most likely the first dice you'll encounter is your regular old board game dice. Nothing special abou

t this one, only that it comes in large quanities and creates a real challenge later on in the game.

The second dice, the ''Overdose Dice'' are slightly larger than the orinary dice, creating a bigger threat to your survival! The ''Overdose Dice'' sport different expressions.

The third and final dice, the ''Death Dice'', can create one of six hazords each time they land. Most hazords are bad, producing such things such as small explosions, or tossing a flail arcross the feild. In addiction, the ''Death Dice'' can also spawn decent things like pills, essential

to your survival!

The only way to score points is to live, live I tell

you! When you are in overdose mode, you score more points, but have to deal with the trippy effects.

Death Dice Overdose has supurb graphics, especially when you're in overdose mode. This is probably why I fell in love with the game, smooth effects, great graphics, and enough action to keep your heart beating to the face paced music!

Tips:

+Don't Die - Quite easy to remember, this will really help if you keep that tip in mind while playing.

+Try to stay in overdose mode - It will help you earn more points!

+Be aware of when you need pills - Try to stay in Overdose mode!

+Don't waste pills - Don't take pills when you have your overdose bar full, wait till you need them!

Don't Sh*t Your Pants, Walkthrough

Don't Sh*t your Pants, Walkthrough

Let's not go into too much detail about this game, let's just say he's got to go!

Award 1:

Thinking (and sh*tting) inside the box

Description: Congratulations, all that potty training finally paid off

Awarded by: Successfully go to the bathroom

Walkthrough:

+ Fart lightly (Optional)

+ Pull door

+ Remove pants

+ Go to bathroom

+ Sh*t (Full word is necessary)

Award 2:

Mr. Efficient

Description: It's not his fault that door was hard to open

Awarded by: Sh*tting in the hall

Walkthrough:

+ Remove pants

+ Sh*t (Full word is necessary)

Award 3:

Sh*tting 101

Description: Sometimes even zero effort is rewarded

Awarded by: Forget the bathroom and go!

Walkthrough:

+ Sh*t (Full word is necessary)

Award 4:

So close yet so far...

Description: Pants. They get you every time

Awarded by: Sh*t in your pants, on the toilet

Walkthrough:

+ Pull door

+ Go into bathroom

+ Sh*t (Full word is necessary)

Award 5:

Sep-poo-ku

Description: Giving up is never the answer. Or is it?

Awarded by: Killing yourself

Walkthrough:

+ Kill

Award 6:

Holding off the inevitable

Description: How convenient you had those pills...

Awarded by: Taking the pills, and survive

Walkthrough:

+ Take pills

+ Lightly fart

Award 7:

The inevitable...

Description: ...To not poop for an extra five seconds

Awarded by: Take the pills, and lose!

Walkthrough:

+ Take pills

+ Lightly fart

Award 8:

Sh*tting at the starting gun

Description: You sh*t before the game began

Awarded by: Sh*t before starting the game

Walkthrough:

+ At the menu, Sh*t. (Full word is necessary)

Award 9:

Slow typer

Description: If only you had a little more time... and a higher IQ

Awarded by: Do nothing

Walkthrough:

+Do absolutely nothing

Award 10:

You are the Sh*t King!

Description: And you have a crown to prove it.

Awarded by: Obtain all other awards

Walkthrough:

+ Obtain all awards

The Weekly Catch!

Every weekend starting today, I will be created, a sort of cluster of mini reviews of the best games released the previous week! Starting with:

Crush the Castle Player Packs

Crush the Castle Player Pack is Smashing! Absolutely addicticting. Fire your trebuchet and destroy the resistence, one castle at a time. The graphics, by ConArtist are stunning, a visual masterpiece. The original idea will catch you, inspire you to play through the whole game, and earn everything. Once your done, why not create a few levels, and share them with the world!

Dead Frontier: Outbreak

Dead Frontier: Outbreak, in my opinion, this is by far one of the most detailed, horror-survival games. This game plays like one of those ''pick your own adventure'' books, with dragons, or eerie monsters, except in this case it's a new virus that infects most of the society, turning them into, quote ''Homicidal maniac''. Embark on this chilling tale of survival, as you lay low from the zombie meter, and find your wife. It's up to you, will you survive?

SkyFyre

SkyFyre is a retro shoot em' up. Everything about the game is great and the action pack fights will have you cornered one minute, and blasting through the robotic enemies the next. SkyFyre in my opinion is quite repetitive due to all the grinding involved to get to the next stage, and leveling up. The idea, is quite used and worn out, with all the recent game, but the retro graphics have separated from the rest.

Higher

Higher, (Released by Flashist) is a simple and easy going game. There's no time limit, so go at your speed, and have fun. After playing this game, I came to these conclusions, first, it's quite repetitive, although it quite enjoyable to play when you have some free time. Secondly, it's original idea, (Although it seems to be a twist on the movie ''Up'') is witty and charming. I made one mistake, while playing this game, I didn't have the volume on!!! Make sure to have your volume on, the music is terriffic!

Well, that's it for the Weekly Catch, I hope you enjoyed it!

~Kongregate Helper

Zilch, Walkthrough

Ziltch, Walkthrough

Ziltch is a dice game, or should I say an addictive, crazy, dice game. Is that better? Go up against 3 different difficulties, earn 120 awards, even verse people online! So go now, play Ziltch!

Here's the complete list of in-game achievements (Going left to right):

Row 1:

Point Collector: 50,000 pts scored across all games
Point Hoarder: 100,000 pts scored across all games
Point Trader: 250,000 pts scored across all games
Point Master: 500,000 pts scored across all games
Pointless: 1,000,000 scored across all games

Low Roller: 250 dice rolled
Paint Roller: 500 dice rolled
High Roller: 2,000 dice rolled
Hard Shoulder: 5,000 dice rolled
Steam Roller: 20,000 dice rolled

Zilcher: 20 Total Zilches over all games
Regular Zilcher: 50 Total Zilches over all games
Common Spotted Zilcher: 100 Total Zilches over all games
Pincher Zilcher: 500 Total Zilches over all games
Kilo-Zilcher: 1,000 Total Zilches over all games

Zero Zilcher: 2 consecutive Zilch-free games
Negative Zilcher: 3 consecutive Zilch-free games
Anti Zilcher: 4 consecutive Zilch-free games
Allergic to Zilching: 5 consecutive Zilch-free games
What’s A Zilch: 6 consecutive Zilch-free games

Row 2:

Hero Zilcher: 1 Zilch-free win
Hiro Zilcher: 2 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Iron Zilcher: 3 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Steel Zilcher: 4 consecutive Zilch-free wins
I Accidentally The Whole Zilch: 5 consecutive Zilch-free wins

Good Score: Win a game with more than 11,000 pts
Great Score: Win a game with more than 12,000 pts
Stunning Score: Win a game with more than 13,000 pts
Crushing Score: Win a game with more than 14,000 pts
Impossible Score: Win a game with more than 15,000 pts

Alright Score: Taking 2,000 pts on one turn
Ok Score: Taking 3,000 pts on one turn
Good Score: Taking 4,000 pts on one turn
Sweet Score: Taking 5,000 pts on one turn
Ma-hoo-hassive score!: Taking 6,000 pts on one turn

Run of Luck: 2 wins in a row
Better Luck: 3 wins in a row
Plucky Luck: 5 wins in a row
British Spirit: 7 wins in a row
U R Teh Zilch!!!11one: 10 wins in a row

Row 3:

Run of bad luck: 2 losses in a row
Very Unlucky: 3 losses in a row
What a Loser: 5 losses in a row
Mega loser: 7 losses in a row
Massive loser: 10 losses in a row

Got the hang of it: 3 wins in total
Getting Comfortable: 10 wins in total
Zilch Adept: 25 wins in total
Zilch-pro: 50 wins in total
Lifetime Zilcher: 100 wins in total

Still Learning: 3 losses in total
Almost Got It: 5 losses in total
Struggling: 10 losses in total
Can I Haz Fail?: 25 losses in total
Epic Fail!: 50 losses in total

Zilch Player: Finish at least 25 games
Zilch Playa: Finish at least 50 games
Pilchard Slayer: Finish at least 100 games
Zilch Fiend: Finish at least 200 games
Gold Plated Zilch Machine: Finish at least 500 games

Row 4:

Squasher: A winning margin of 2,000 pts or more
Squeezer: A winning margin of 3,500 pts or more
Crusher: A winning margin of 5,000 pts or more
Decimator: A winning margin of 6,500 pts or more
Obliterator: A winning margin of 8,000 pts or more

Red Faced: Losing by 2,000 pts or more
Egg On Your Face: Losing by 3,500 pts or more
Full English On You [sic] face: Losing by 5,000 pts or more
Falling On Your Face: Losing by 6,500 pts or more
Eh, Eh…Eh…(No Face): Losing by 8,000 pts or more

Coarse Finish: Won a game by just 200 pts
Smooth Finish: Won a game by just 100 pts
Tight Finish: Won a game by just 50 pts

Dropping The Baton: Lost a game by only 200 pts
Scraping The Barrel: Lost a game by only 100 pts
Scraping Your Knuckles: Lost a game by only 50 pts

Frugal Roller: Win a game in 15 turns or less
Thrifty Roller: Win a game in 13 turns or less
Miser Roller: Win a game in 10 turns or less
Bah Humbug: Win a game in 9 turns or less

Row 5:

Wasteful Roller: Win a game in 18 turns or more
Splurge Roller: Win a game in 20 turns or more
Rollin Like There’s No Tomorrow: Win a game in 25 turns or more
Never Ending Games: Win a game in 30 turns or more

Clock Watcher: Any game lasting 18 turns or more
Time Waster: Any game lasting 20 turns or more
Aeon Waster: Any game lasting 25 turns or more
Time Lord: Any game lasting 30 turns or more

Reckless Damage: 2 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endangerment: 5 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless History: 10 wins against a Reckless CPU

Overly Cautious: 2 wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps: 5 wins against a Cautious CPU
Take Caution: 10 wins against a Cautious CPU

More Human: 2 wins against a Realist CPU
Too Human: 5 wins against a Realist CPU
Inhuman: 10 wins against a Realist CPU

Your First Zilch: 3 Zilches in a row
Unlucky: 4 Zilches in a row
Really Unlucky: 5 Zilches in a row

Row 6:

Have You Looked At The Rules: 7 Zilches in a row
Nooooooooooo…(Jazz hands): 10 Zilches in a row

Reckless Driving: 2 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endeavours: 5 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reck-ing Ball: 10 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU

Cautiously Optimistic: 2 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps: 5 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
No Longer Cautious: 10 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU

Humanity: 2 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Humanity: 5 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Huge Manatee: 10 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU

Award Chaser: 20 awards gained
Award Maestro: 50 awards gained
Award Montego A Goat Please: All other awards gained now just 110 Awards Gained

Lawman: You read the rules
Amnesiac: You read the rules a lot!
Accountant: You read the scoring guide
Informant: You read the about page
Socialite: You looked at your awards
Narcissist: You looked at your awards a lot!

Run Elephant Run, Review

Run Elephant Run, Review

Run Elephant Run, is an original, exciting, crazy storyline, 5 minute game. I simply love it, the whole thing itself is great, and you won't believe this, it Run Elephant Run was only made in 2 days (48 hours). The story of this game is that a world-wide, famous, blue elephant is going back on tour for another 2 years, and his wife is back in Africa. As you may be able to tell from the picture,... yeah, he got a bit angry about that. So start running now, escape to Africa!

Run Elephant Run, is that game that you can't put down, because you want to win ''Intense'' mode, or earn that last achievement, or simply beat the game! Though this game may be short, why not challenge youself to intense mode, or try to beat the game under my score of 192 deaths in intense mode, eh? That's right I'm challenging you, (I'm going to lose arn't I?)!

Go now, go... go, save your wife. Escape to Africa!!

9- Ticket Challenge

Ah... Another Ticket challenge! This time the grand prize winner will receive a Sony PSP and a Coraline DVD. How cool is that!? Another nine people will receive a copy of the Coraline DVD.

Now, for a limited time only you can earn bonus points, for completing a little scavenger hunt. All you have to do is find the secret word on each one of the profiles, whisper it to 9!

Everyday another word is released, todays word is: *****. Wouldn't be much of a scavenger if I told you know would it?

(Hint: The word for today is on the beast profile.)

Well, anyways the current Ticket Challenge is being held on Little Wheel! So go there now, don't hesitate and earn your chance of getting a PSP

and a Coraline DVD. Go GO GO!!!

Wait, don't go you forgot, um.. well you didn't forget anything except to watch this: